Sunday, July 15, 2018

Cowboys and Indians





    In '94 I drove out to New Mexico with my 10 year old son to visit my sister who lives outside of a small town, Hurley, in the southwest corner of the state. Sis is kind of a family outcast and I am the only relative who has maintained contact, phoning her a couple of times a year and swapping occasional email in recent years. She lives on a green acre with the only real trees around and has gardens and lawn. Everything around her is desert. Her neighbors think she is a witch and she encourages that. Actually it is all because, unknown to the neighbors and to the authorities, she has water on her acre.
              Ginny is not, strictly speaking, a witch. She is an astrologer and an ardent political activist though her activism is limited to mailings back when and the internet now. She writes very well when she is not being strident and has got some things published for free. She cannot imagine taking money for it.
The day I arrived at Ginny's place with Bo, she announced that she was going up to the San Francisco River for the hot springs there and that we should come along. I had brought ten year old Bo to New Mexico with me to see a little bit of the world so that sounded good and that night we started off with her gentleman friend, they in his Chevy Van and we in our Plymouth mini pick-up truck, northwards to the San Francisco River.
What it was, was a Gathering of old hippies that congregate in the canyon every summer to commune with Nature in the hot springs there and to celebrate a faux tribalism. There are several bathing holes dug out along the river at points where the hot springs gush or dribble forth into the main stream. Farther upstream there is a large swimming hole where the little river  that is mostly no more than mid-shin deep fills a hollow at the base of a  large rock. Kids dive from the rock fifteen feet into the pool.

                        Bo and I put up our pup tent and went exploring up the river. We had arrived before ten o'clock and spent the day walking along the river with side trips up the sides of the canyon where it isn't sheer.
      

   When we came back to the campsite there were many more campers and a dozen tents were pitched among the trees away from the river and others were camping in their vans. As it got dark several campfires were started and guitars and mouth harps appeared. By midnight everyone had migrated to one more-or less centrally located site and there was plenty of food. They were mostly vegetarians, alas.

Then it all folded up and all retired to their own tents and vans to sleep. Bo was worn out and was dreaming away in a couple of minutes. I read by the light of a candle powered lantern.
As I closed up the book to put it away I became conscious of a motor running and it was moving. I rose out of the tent to look and saw three automobiles descending the track that came from the paved road down into the canyon. Curious, I watched. Some others had come out to watch, also.  The cars drove rapidly to a spot in the middle of the flat area and the lead vehicle's doors were flung open and the radio was on loud playing western juke joint music. The other two cars followed suit and woke everyone up except for Bo. Nothing would wake him until he was ready to rise.
After a few minutes of loud music and cowboy swearing and beer drinking one of the hippies, Burkenstok, went down to the intruders and explained to them that children were trying to sleep all around them and would they please reduce the volume. The response was probably predictable. The driver of the lead car loudly refused and announced in a louder voice that they had  come down there to "kill hippies" and "yall better get outa here 'fore I do you first!" 
The loudmouthed one had apparently been talking big in the saloon and others had challenged him to show he was more than tall talk. So he led the procession out to the canyon.

Burkenstok backed off and for a little while the cowboys had the field. Then another figure walked down to them. At that distance I could see that there was a long skirt so it was a woman and probably a very small woman. She reached the first car and angrily ordered "you damned cowboys" to get in their cars and get the hell out of there. When I heard the voice I recognized the speaker. It was Ginny. The saloon hero's voice got high-pitched in rage as he screamed in n unnaturally high voice that he was not going to leave and in fact he was there to, of course, "kill hippies." He advanced on her but she held her ground and, in the tones of an angry mother, told him that he better not touch her if he knew what was good for him.
At this I became alarmed and went to the pick-up to retrieve a scoped Enfield .303 that normally cooled it behind the seat.  I loaded it with two rounds and went to a spot near another campsite back of a screen of shrubs and trees. I aimed the rifle and held it there, resting my arm on a log. The mistress of that site had also roused and came over to me with shock in her eyes. She asked me if I was going to shoot someone. I said, "If he hits her I will shoot him." The woman, who was called Trolley, was horrified for a minute or two, then calmed down and said quietly, "well, I hope you don't have to shoot him. He shouldn't be so stupid and act so crazy."
Down below, Ginny was goading the bad boy but just to the point at which his rage was maximized and just before he had to actually do something about it. The other cowboys were calling out things like, "whatcha gonna do, Roy? Gonna let that bitch talk to you like you're a damned old mangy dog?"
There is another group of people who gather in that canyon for the pow-wow. They are mountain men of a sort that I thought had all died out or moved into the city generations ago. They are lone survivalist types who  grow marijuana back in the mountains to bring down to sell to the hippies. One of them at this gathering was called Rock'n'Roll and had a mule he called Killer. He had long tangled curly hair and a wild bushy beard and  wore just shorts and a headband.
He liked to play his harmonica and sing.
Just as Roy had worked himself up to taking a swipe at Ginny, Rock'n'Roll appeared out of the woods. He was stripped down to a ragged loincloth and had twigs and feathers sticking out of his hair and war paint on his face.  He carried an exaggerated stage-play spear, a large diamond-shaped point hafted to the six foot pole.
He bounded out of the woods shrieking war whoops and waving his spear.
The cowboys all got into their cars and closed windows and locked doors except for Roy. Roy had his back to them and didn't notice their discretion. His voice stumbled as he yelled threats to this new apparition. Rock'n'Roll stopped a few yards in front of Roy and started dancing like he was an Indian in a 1955 formula Western movie. Roy shouted, "hell he don't scare me none, I'll just scalp him!" and turned for reassurance from his buddies. He saw that they were all in their cars and the last car was creeping backwards. A profound understanding came upon Roy and he turned and ran to his car and got in and slammed and locked the door and put his window up.
He stalled it out trying to start the engine with the gas pedal mashed to the floor..
Rock'n'Roll ceased his dancing and bounded up on to the hood of the car. He drew back the spear as if to thrust it through the windshield. I could hear Roy scream. He got the engine fired up and the horrifying apparition jumped off the hood as Roy dumped the clutch and burned up all the tread on his rear tires, spinning the car around to follow his friends back up out of the canyon.
Most of the hippies gathered at Ginny's campsite to talk over events. I had put the Enfield back in the pick-up but three other fellows, two of the mountain men and one of the hippies, came up to the site carrying rifles of their own. Trolley, shocked all over again, asked in a squeak why everybody had guns at a Peace Gathering. One particularly scroungy fellow, the hippie, said quietly, "I was gonna shoot him if he hit her."
"Yeah," said another, as he unloaded his 30-30.
Then Rock'n'Roll came in leading Killer and carrying his fearsome spear. The point was a foot long diamond shaped piece of not-very-hard black plastic duct-taped to a length of grey PVC pipe.
The other kids told Bo about the night's activities in the morning and, at first he thought they were making up stories. Then he said he had dreamed about Cowboys and Indians.
It was as if I had taken him to see the very greatest Western movie and he  slept through it.





























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